brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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