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just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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