my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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