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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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