Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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