i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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