That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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