i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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