so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
found the other keg... it's in the tree
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
3 2 1 whiskey
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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