I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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