Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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