The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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