Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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