He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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