I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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