I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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