Can Purell be used as lube?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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