It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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