He kissed a someone with a penis
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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