I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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