but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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