Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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