They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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