i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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