All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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