I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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