how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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