His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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