3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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