I'm going to jail i love you
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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