New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i want to swaddle you in tequila
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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