its not stalking. its research.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm always down for nudity.
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