I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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