awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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