yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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