shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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