people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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