beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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