so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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