like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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