yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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