That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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