He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Success! We fucked roommates!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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