I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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