On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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