Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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