yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
