Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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