you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He has the fingertips of a God
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