Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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