i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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