is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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